the debate against homer and brick continue click here to see the action

the debate against homer and brick continue below

the big link is yelling at me.

YESSSSSS I AMMMMMMMM (like my yelling pic)

but it's okay. the big thin-legged dinosaur with the red eyes and the stupid smile is about to eat you.

goodbye link.

he's my zobie friend comming to eat you
(looks like its a debate between Link and brick)
HEY...that rimes

i don't know where the HECK you're from but that DOES NOT RHYME!

it does now. here are some more rymes for Brick:
Shtick,Rick...well looks like i can't think of any rymes

how about lick? or nick? or flick? or quick? or slick? or trick or tick or FREAKIN CLICK???????

think, my man, THINK!

me think? you are the one with a pic of a guy with an IQ which Tecq. makes him mentally retarted-(sourse: wikipedea the sourse of all knowledge)

you know, wes mantooth said the same thing. and yet, i out-thought his entire newsteam with my witty comment about him buying his suits at the toilet store.

1 p\/\/nz0r a11 of j00.
l0lz.

The duel will be played out as thus.

Roll: d1-d20
Action: Any move to continue the match
Defeat/Victory: In order to declare victory, one person must lose a total of 20 points, and the opponent wins.

Jonquil will elaborate on the rules, and correct me if i made mistakes (D&D Rules).

Jonquil will also moderate.

Here is the Dice Roller Dice Roller

Ok then,
So Homer and Brick should first each Choose a class from one of the following:
Wizard
Fighter
Ranger
Rogue

Here are the rules for each:

Wizard: Has 7 hit points and an armor rating of 10.
Has 3 Attacks:
Frost Ray: Roll d20 and add 3 to the result. If it exceeds the enemy's armor rating then the enemy takes 1-4 damage.
Daze: Roll d20. If the result is above 10 then the enemy takes 1 damage and loses his next turn.
Summon: You can summon one bat that has 2 hit points and an armor rating of 5. The bat has an attack rolling a d20, and if it hits then it deals 1 damage. You can only summon a bat once.

Fighter: Has 13 hit points and an armor rating of 10. He has 2 attacks:
Attack: You make an attack, rolling a d20 and adding 3 to the result. If you hit then you deal 1-3 damage.
Defend: You gain 4 to your armor rating until your next turn, and you make an attack rolling a d20. If you hit then you deal 1-3 damage.

Ranger: Has 10 Hit points and an armor rating of 12. He has 2 attacks:
Bow: You shoot an arrow, rolling a d20 and adding 5 to the result. If the result exceeds the enemy's armor rating then you deal 2 damage.
Double Shot: You shoot two arrows at once, rolling two d20s and subtracting 2 from each result. Each arrow that exceeds the enemy's armor rating deals 1-2 damage.

Rogue: Has 7 hit points and an armor rating of 13. He has 3 attacks:
Dagger: You strike with your dagger. You roll a d20 and add 2. If the result exceeds the enemy's armor rating then you deal 1-3 damage. Furthermore, if you succeed in a strike then there is a 5% chance that you will deal an extra 2-3 damage.
Hide: You attempt to hide. You role a d20, and if the result exceeds a 10 then your opponent cannot target you with an attack next round. Furthermore, you get a +3 to your next attack role for your dagger or for stealing and an additional 20% to deal extra damage.
Steal: You role a d20. If the result exceeds an 12 then your enemy takes 2 damage and one of his attacks is disabled for his next 2 turns.


Well, there ya go. Pick, and then we can get this party started. (I used to be a Dungeon Master in D&D you know).

cyberSmashLink wrote:
Shtick,Rick...well looks like i can't think of any rymes

I am inspired by Cyber's effort to rhyme!

Thats why you moderate the duel. And people, kindly refrain from unnecessary comments. Brick chooses first.

i choose to be the ranger.

I choose Fighter.

Roll for Start:
I rolled a d15


Dice Roller

Spoiler:

this is more of chat than an interest.....

It is a text-RPG- I challenged him to duel becasue he infringed my honor.

We are fighting it like gentlemen, by using Dungeons and Dragons rules. Since Jonquil is our resident D&D Master, we have accepted him to be our arbitrator.

Honor shall be satisfied with the rolling of the Dice!

Homer, you didn't specify whether you were using your "Attack" skill or your "Defend" skill. You're gonna need to first specify whether you will be using your "Attack" skill or your "Defend" skill and then roll. Sorry.

It doesn't matter, since we are rolling for start, we have not actually started yet (but if i must, then Attack)

i'm not really sure what the +/- is for on the roller, but i have rolled a

d11

not sure what the next procedure is....

Spoiler:

time to break up the fight by letting loose my minions of jedi squirels
Buah ha ha!
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i'm sorry, cannongannon--i mean cybersmashlink. you're going to have to remove that post and put it elsewhere. it's taking up space in a place where it is neither necessary nor desired.

how can I? I'm not a moderator!