Shehecheyanu

Chananel Gez used his new crock pot for the first time!!!!!!!!!!!

That guy in your avatar is HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You have good taste!
So....... mazal tov!!!

The chollent today after computer club was so delicious. I can't wait for next meeting!

you guys had CHOLENT? no fair! why wasn't i invited??

'Cause you're a BRICK!! LOL!

Those who come to the computer club meeting will find many awesome surprises waitting for them. Cholent is just one of the many cool things we offer our members. Come and see for yourself!

and the chulent was very good *****(5 stars)

ha! take that homer! i DID get invited, even though i'm a brick!

I was invited, and I was there, but no one saw. Just ask. Pretty mysterious of my, no?

No one saw what, exactly?

no one saw his invitation. i think his post makes that perfectly clear. *exasperated noise* JEEZ.

but what's a your,no?

But there WERE no invitations!! *plaintive wail* It was open for eeeveryoonee!!!

except for me because i'm brick. right? everyone hates brick. isn't that right homerpalooza? no one wants to invite brick. but that's fine with me. because i'm inviting you all to a pants party!!!!

Well, perhaps there were invitations and you're simply miffed because you did not receive one. As for what no one saw: no one saw me. My stealth skills allowed me to remain undetected. Yup; I'm a regular ninja.
A pants party? I don't even want to know what one of those is.

and i don't want to know

it's good to know that you have seconded the motion made by jonquil to not know what a pants party is.

if you really wish to know what a pants party is, you may ask roaringtiger. he will provide you with an accurate description.

nevvvvvvvvvvveerrrrrrr

Your stealth skills are not so remarkable, since i did, in fact, spy you eating chulent at the party, O' Jonquil The Not-Quite Invisible!

no, all you saw was cholent disappearing into thin air. jonquil, however, remained as undetected as he is at this very moment. he is standing right next to me, you know, but no one around me--including me--knows it.

you can never comprehend the meaning of invisible for i infact did not see Jonquill the more mysterious than Gannon and homer who claim to be one and the same!

if i understand you correctly, you claim to have NOT seen jonquil at the cholent party. may i please ask you to substantiate this with evidence?

wait a second, you are asking me to defend myself when i am supporting you?

(awkwardly) ...... well no, but...... (pauses) ...... um...... (pauses again; takes a drink) i was playing devil's advocate. (downs a shot of whisky) hey barkeep, whose leg do i have to hump to get a dry martini around here?

Can you prove that you were playing devil's advocate? It's an awfully convenient excuse, after snubbing Link, Jonquil and myself. You seem to be getting quite good at it, Mr. Brick Tamland, and I'M SICK OF IT!!!!
And DON'T call me Barkeep!!!

As for you, Homerpalooza, I was at the party, but you couldn't have possibly seen me eating cholent because the Cholent was Meat and I'm a vegetarian; just ask Link or Brick.
Oh, and Brick: You're right. I am standing next to you right now. Watching you. Always watching.

Cheers.