All shall rejoice yet quake in terror upon my arrival.

Indeed,
I am most honored and honoring in becoming a part of this undeniably splendiferous and momentous online undertaking; surely the end of days is nigh. From now and hence, may this exemplary web-based community grow until all the internet trembles at the mention of its name.
Hark, lest ye fail to grasp the great import of this event.
Then end is nigh.

wow..... thee seems fairly proud of thyself and I shall rejoice with you with a pleasant smile of truth and jump up and down in a most wonderful fashion!

ok I will shush now...

ALL HAIL DAGGER!!! Hark, for he has returned from his slumber, pontificating on the eastern edge of this internet dragon. Thy Dagger, I request for a bequest in this troubling times. What say you?

.....................Hail Dagger! ........................
where are you from? the 1600's

I personally feel that DaggerJonquil's Shakespearean method of speech is redundant and superfluous. I think he's just trying to act flamboyant and ostentatious....
~The LEgend

where's your face?

Hail,
Canst thou read? Jonquil the Mysterious. Were I to reveal my true identity then all would be doomed!
-Jonquil the Mysterious

He strode quickly across the inlaid floor, snarling and fierce: his eyes gleamed in the darkness, burned with a gruesome light. Then he stopped, seeing the hall crowded with sleeping warriors,... and his heart laughed, he relished the sight, intended to tear the life from those bodies by morning.
Such is Jonquil the Mysterious.

Aaah, but he is not totally mysterious he has an avatar, and speaks in complete sentences.

Oh Ho,
My avatar merely increases the mysteriousness that shrouds my entire being like the blue robe worn by my avatar. As for speaking in complete sentence, I just wan to say that you really
The end is nigh,
-Jonquil